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oldphart
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| Joined: | Fri Sep 14th, 2007 |
| Location: | Ajax, Ontario Canada |
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 04:53 pm |
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> There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
>toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
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> Well, Mrs. Horseshoe is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports
>for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
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> The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel
>Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about
>the new employee.
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> He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
>backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
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> The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so
>the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is
>so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and
>they're really beginning to pile up.
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> At the end of the line there stands Mrs. Horseshoe surrounded by mountains of
>Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of
>small marbles.
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> The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
>wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
>between Elmo's legs.
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> The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes
>of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
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> 'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
>'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'
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> 'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
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Mrs. Horseshoe
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Posted: Thu Jan 24th, 2008 11:03 pm |
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You better prepare urself meson....I am coming to the derby with 2 lil' marbles wrapped up in soft red cloth just for you. And not only that....I am bringin' me knittin' needles too. See you at the derby.....
Mrs. Horseshoe 
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