[size=An Alberta woodpecker and a Newfoundland woodpecker were arguing about
>which place had the toughest trees.
>
>The Alberta woodpecker said Alberta had a tree that no woodpecker could
>peck.
> The Newfoundland woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a
>hole in the tree with no problem. The Alberta woodpecker was amazed.
> The Newfoundland woodpecker then challenged the Alberta woodpecker to
>peck a tree in Newfoundland that was absolutely im-peckable (a term
>woodpeckers like to use). The Alberta woodpecker expressed confidence, said
>he could do it and accepted the challenge.
> So the two flew toNewfoundland where the Alberta woodpecker successfully
> pecked the so-called impeckable tree with no problem.Both woodpeckers
>were terribly confused. How is it that the Newfoundland woodpecker was
>able to peck the Alberta tree and the Alberta woodpecker was able to
>peck the Newfoundland tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in
>their own province????
>
>After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
> Apparently your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
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