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Mrs. Horseshoe
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Posted: Wed Apr 16th, 2008 01:01 am |
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A young guy from Newfoundland moves to FLA He goes to a big 'everything under one roof' store looking for a sales job.
The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'
The kid says, 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Newfoundland.'
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down. 'How many customers bought something from you today?'
The kid says, 'One.'
The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?'
The kid says '$101,237.65.'
The boss says '$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?'
The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.'
The boss said, 'A guy came in here to buy a fishhook, and you sold him a BOAT AND a TRUCK???!!!'
The kid said, 'No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing........'
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Just Peachy
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Posted: Wed Apr 16th, 2008 01:05 am |
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That is funny!!! Thanks Mrs. H, I was missin yur jokes
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Mrs. Horseshoe
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Posted: Wed Apr 16th, 2008 01:32 am |
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Hi there JP me duckie  . Long time no see. How have you been? I hope that you are "trying" to stay outta trouble. I will try and come back a lil' more often. Been busy. Hope that all is well with you and your family. Talk to you real soon.
Mrs. Horseshoe 
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redfisher
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Posted: Wed Apr 16th, 2008 01:44 am |
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| The last time I bought them the clerk said super soaker or regular. I said I dont need a car wash.
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Mike S
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Posted: Wed Apr 16th, 2008 03:18 am |
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| that's my favourite joke.
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