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Mrs. Horseshoe
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Posted: Tue Apr 22nd, 2008 01:34 am |
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Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear, Newfoundland, when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He rushed to the emergency room in St. John's.
The doctor looked at Johnny and said: "Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do."
Johnny said, "I haven't got da fingers."
"What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers? Lord t'undrin Jesus! It's 2006 an' we's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?"
Johnny says, "How da f*** was I suppose to pick dem up?"
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eastfisher
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Posted: Fri Apr 25th, 2008 03:48 am |
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That's a good one. Now to clean up the coffee from my keyboard
Last edited on Fri Apr 25th, 2008 03:50 am by eastfisher
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Posted: Fri Apr 25th, 2008 12:30 pm |
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Thanks for the laugh Mrs. Horseshoe, good one
I'll post one for ya. Hope it's okay, because as far east as my family goes is NB & NS.
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Mrs. Horseshoe
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Posted: Fri Apr 25th, 2008 12:47 pm |
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Please feel free to post sunfish....always great to laugh. Have a great weekend!
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horseshoe
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Posted: Fri Apr 25th, 2008 01:05 pm |
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hahahaha ...lemme see now ...NB thats a suburb or extension of Que ...and NS ...that a breakaway from NF aint it ...lol
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