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sunfish
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Posted: Fri Apr 25th, 2008 12:33 pm |
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A young lad is out in the yard hunting worms to go fishing..
Grandpa comments.. "Wow you sure have a few good look’n worms boy"
Grandson says "yep I do."
Grandpa jokingly says he’ll give the boy $5 if he could get a worm to go back down the hole..
The boy thinks for a minute.. Then runs to the house for some hair spray.
The boy sprays the worm, it stiffens then the lad pokes the worm back down the hole..
The Grandpa gives him a smile & $5
Bout an hour later Grandpa comes back out with another $5..
The lad asks what this for Grandpa??
Grandpa says.. "it’s from your Grandmother"..lol..
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horseshoe
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Posted: Fri Apr 25th, 2008 02:00 pm |
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| lafffinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn u sum bad ...cute tho ...
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Mike S
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Posted: Mon Apr 28th, 2008 02:41 am |
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One recent Sunday, a young boy arrived to his Sunday school class late. His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong.
The boy replied no, that he was going to go fishing, but that his dad told him that he needed to go to church instead. The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy if his father had explained to him why it was more important to go to church rather than to go fishing.
To which the boy replied, "Yes, ma'am, he did. My dad said that he didn't have enough bait for both of us."
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dokdok
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Posted: Mon Apr 28th, 2008 03:03 am |
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Brain Teaser
You're driving a bus that is leaving on a trip from Pennsylvania and ending in New York. To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At the next bus stop, 2 people get off and 2 people get on. At the next bus stop, 12 people get on and 16 people get off. At the next bus stop, 5 people get on and 3 people get off. Question: What color are the bus driver's eyes?]
(Yeah, I didn’t know I could drive a bus either!)
Last edited on Mon Apr 28th, 2008 03:03 am by dokdok
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Disspatcher
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Posted: Tue Apr 29th, 2008 01:21 pm |
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Brown!
Here's one ...(sorry Dear!)
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."
The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years
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horseshoe
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Posted: Tue Apr 29th, 2008 01:28 pm |
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no there not diss ...there blue....lafffin
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