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Mrs. Horseshoe
VIP Member
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Posted: Sat Jul 26th, 2008 02:41 pm |
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>>Four men were sitting around a conference room table being
>>Interviewed for a job.The interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest
>>thing you know of?'
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>>The first man replied, 'A thought. It pops into your head, there's
>>no forewarning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is
>>the
>>Fastest thing I know of.'
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>>'That's very good,' replied the interviewer.
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>>And now you, sir,' he asked the second man. 'Hmmm, let me see......
>>a blink!,' said the second man. 'It comes and goes and you don't
>>know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of.'
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>>'Excellent!', said the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye. That's a
>>Very popular clich for speed.'
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>>He then turned to the third man who was content waiting his reply.
>>'Well, out on my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the
>>Wall there is a light switch. When you flip that switch, way across
>>The pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant.Turning on
>>a light is the fastest thing I can think of.'
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>>The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and
>>Thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of
>>light.', he said .
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>>Turning to the fourth man, a Newfoundlander, he posed the same
>>Question.
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>>After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me the
>>Fastest thing known is diarrhea,' said the Newfie.
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>>'What!' said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
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>>'Oh, I can explain,' said the Newfie, 'You see, the other day I
>>Wasn't feeling so well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I
>>could think, blink,or turn on the light, I sh** my pants.'
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>>He got the job.
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>>Are you laughing? I know you are.
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dokdok
Moderator
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Posted: Sat Jul 26th, 2008 04:09 pm |
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Big Big smile (hahaha) ... Runnin', Squeeze, Squeeze ohohhh damn zipper stuck ... too late (lol) !!!
 Great joke Mrs H. ~dokdok
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Mike S
Administrator
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Posted: Sat Jul 26th, 2008 04:13 pm |
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| great story Mrs H!!
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Mrs. Horseshoe
VIP Member
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Posted: Sat Jul 26th, 2008 04:29 pm |
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I hope that you boys are having a fantabulous weekend so far!
Mrs. Horseshoe
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redfisher
VIP Member
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Posted: Sat Jul 26th, 2008 05:13 pm |
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| Good one H..............
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Disspatcher
Moderator
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Posted: Mon Jul 28th, 2008 11:31 am |
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 nice 1 Mrs H.
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Just Peachy
VIP Member
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Posted: Tue Jul 29th, 2008 12:38 am |
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| LOL that was a good one... Thanks Mrs. H, it sure brightened up my day!
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