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dokdok
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Posted: Tue May 6th, 2008 12:55 am |
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Ole and Sven were fishing when Sven pulled out a cigar but didn't have
a lighter so he asked Ole for a light. "Ya shure, I tink I haff a
lighter, "he replied and reached in to his tackle box and pulled out a
12 - inch BIC lighter. "yiminy Cricket"! exclaimed Sven, "Vhere did yew get
dat monster??"
"Vell" replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie".
"You haff a genie?" Sven asked.
"Ya, shure, he's right here in my tackle box,' said Ole.
"Could I see Him?"
Ole opens his tackle box and out pops the genie.
The friend says "Hey dare! I'm a good friend of your master, Vill you
grant me vun vish?
"Yes I will," the genie said, so Sven asks him for a million bucks and
the genie hops back into the tackle box and leaves him standing there
waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the
sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.
Sven yells to Ole, "I asked for a million Bucks, not Ducks!!"
Oles answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew, da genie is hard of hearing.
Do yew really tink I asked him for a 12- inch BIC?"
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